The First Time Boston held a Smut Slam, well . . .



Smut slam creator Cameryn Moore
 tells a sexy story.

The old adage, "smut sells" was once again proven on Wednesday,
February 23rd, at Kennedy's Midtown where over eighty people paid $5 for the privilege to hear smutty sex tales on the theme "The First Time". Smut slam innovator, Cameryn Moore, an adult phone sex operator and creator of the one woman shows, Phone Whore and slut (r)evolution, touring this summer, is a graduate of massmouth's How To Tell A 5 Minute Kickbutt Story workshop. After being introduced to massmouth storytelling, Cameryn thought to herself, storytelling - smut, storytelling - smut, what about smutty storytelling?? Well, according to the rave reviews that followed Wednesday night's slam, Cameryn's idea created enthusiasm for more! And more there will be. Cameryn is already planning the second smut slam for May 2011 and plans to choose a larger venue to accommodate the crowd.

Cameryn Moore poses with winners Jessica A.,
Mimic, and Boobs Magee after Wednesday night's slam.

So what smutty stories were aired publicly last night? There were tales of police interrupted sexual liaisons; exhibitionist sexual encounters; hot, sweaty sex that included an unknown audience; and a flying elastic dildo. The ten tellers brave enough share their stories did an incredible job of shedding their inhibitions and the winners received kinky prizes and risque bragging rights.

The celebrity judging panel chose three lucky winners, most of which had clever code names. First place winner Jessica A. entertained the audience with a tale of group sex following a Fetish Fair. Her partner for the evening had an aggressive kissing technique and the quote that remained with her was "Wow, you're pretty strong for a little guy." Her honesty won her a $50 gift certificate to Kennedy's Midtown and the PartiBod, a vibrator that plugs into an iPod. Second place winner, Mimic, also a graduate of the massmouth storytelling workshop and former massmouth slam winner, described his colorful hallucinations that enhanced his night of pleasure in a hot tub after consuming four pot brownies in twenty minutes. Mimic took home a "powerful & petite" Mini Pearlessence vibrator for his story. Third place winner Boobs Magee's love tryst in Santa Barbara involved the best sex of her life and a case of mononucleosis-induced vomiting. She earned an Intro to Anal Sex kit for her tale.


Chief celebrity judge; guess who!


Interested in reading about smutty story telling, but not airing your own tales of sweaty sex? Come out to experience a more modest slam at The Enormous Room in Central Square on Sunday, March 13th, at 6:30 p.m., where ten tellers will share their stories on the theme "Death and Taxes." Not feeling ready to take the mike? Warm up your voice and hone your story telling skills this Monday night, Feburary 28th, at Kennedy's Midtown, with massmouth's How To Tell A 5 Minute Kickbutt Story workshop. Check out all of massmouth's events and sign up for the workshop at http://massmouth.ning.com/events